Super Mario Jokes

The Mario Brothers franchise has always had a hint of tounge and cheek behavior in it. It’s inoffensive, light and fun feel naturally lends itself to some funny Mario Jokes! Here is a small collection of Nintendo and Super Mario related Jokes for your enjoyment!

Thanks to Trevor for submitting 2 of these jokes!

Warning: Jokes may or may not be funny. Mario Mayhem in no way guarantees you will laugh at these jokes!

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

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Denim Denim Denim Denim

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Why did Mario go to Luigi's Mansion?

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Because he heard there was a pack of boos (booze) there.

What did Mario use to talk to the boos?

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A LuWIGI Board

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Why did Mario get a goldfish as a pet?

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Because they were so cheep-cheep.

Why does Mario eat mushrooms at parties?

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Because he's such a fungi (fun guy).

Why is Bowser so mean?

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Because he koopas (coupes up) his feelings.

What is Mario's favourite play?

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Mamma Mia!

Why did Mario cross the road?

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Because he couldn't find the warp zone!

Why did Mario cross the road? V2

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To get to another Castle!